Strippers. Porn stars. They have a lot
in common. For example, both have high earning potential working in
fields where they’re widely viewed as the scourge of the
entertainment industry. There’s even some crossover as strippers
often venture over to porn while porn stars are increasingly lighting
up the stage in strip club settings. Probably stirring up all kinda
Haterade in the process. 

Another shared commonality is serving as
prime inspirational fodder for ultra low-budget horror movies. That’s
actually not the worst thing, though. Whether it’s strippers saving the world
from zombies, or porn stars being stalked by vengeful pimps on bath
salt, these flicks are usually, at the very least, redeemable by a barrage of blood, boobs, and butts. Fitting snug in that so bad they’re highly entertaining category.

After weighing my viewing of Strip Club
Massacre
and Porn Shoot Massacre against years of personally
collected data, I came to one stunning conclusion: if shit really hit
the fan, and you had to put money on who would nut up the hardest, or
come out on top in a no-hoes-barred 😁 fight for survival: it’s
strippers for the win. Easy!

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