Horror Review From Hell Funny how things work out. I see House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects both in my movie recommendations. Shortly thereafter, I learn that there’s yet another sequel, which may or may not be officially released at the time of this writing. So after rewinding the first two, I check it out: 3 From Hell.I won’t go as far as the humanoids who say this movie shouldn’t have been made. Cause who the fuck are you to say what should be made, when your punk ass is gonna watch it any way?! However, I was a tad underwhelmed by this movie. Mainly because there was no justice. These wack jobs go on a mass killing spree across three movies, escape from prison, skate to Mexico, kill one of the country’s most vicious gang cartels, and then just walk off into the sunset. If this is the wrap on the trilogy, I would’ve at least liked to see them go out with a bang. One final hoorah, but ultimately paying for...
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Where in the World is Dr. Satan?

In honor of the late great Sid Haig, I decided to revisit Rob Zombie’s debut horror movie franchise. I guess it had been a while because I didn’t even remember that The Devil’s Rejects was a direct follow-up to House of 1000 Corpses. And apparently the upcoming 3 From Hell caps off the trilogy, which I also didn’t know until just now. I’m such a boob sometimes. There’s a lot of wild shit going down across both movies, but one scene that stood out was the reveal of the mysterious Dr. Satan. Towards the end of the first flick, we find the devil doc, looking like something straight from hell 😁, performing a twisted surgery on one of the unlucky jabronis who came meddling in the sticks. Dude was straight up wicket, and considering that all the bad guys escaped, I was looking forward to seeing Dr. Satan make his triumphant return in the sequel … but he never did.Turns out, Rob Zombie decided against bringing back the good doctor. Apparently he thought...
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