Candy & Flash

As an author, your characters are kinda like your kids. You create them, nurture and develop them, then send them off … be it a bullet to the head or a ride off into the sunset. Candy and Flash are two of my oldest kids from Mr. Bill Collector, my oldest story. Candy and Flash are a lot alike. They’re both cunning, street savvy hustlers who will do anything and step over anyone to get to the top. They’re two strong sexual beings, and its their lust that attracts them to one another. Many many brain cells have been lost, but Candy and Flash may represent my very first full-length “erotica” scene. Here’s a piece of their night at the telly: “You ever been pussy whupped?”Bitch what? Flash couldn’t believe she mustered up the nerve to ask such a question. But then again, he learned that nothing should come as a surprise when it concerned this bold and daring diva. “Can’t say that I have....
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If you know me as a calculating individual, you may have suspected that all the orgy talk over the past couple of days was setting you up for something. You would be right! Introducing the orgy story …All We Want For X-Mas Is An Orgy is a story I wrote back in 2008 for an anthology called Tasty Temptations. It was originally called A X-Mas Story, but other than the name, I pretty much left everything the same. It’s a unique story because I added some poetic touches to sort of round out the main character’s identity. I’m not a poet by any means, but it’s just something I was feeling at the time. The story has gotten pretty good feedback, though one chick from the UK said she had to look up some of the words in Google. Like it was “too ghetto” for her. Whatever the fuck that means. Check it out and you be the judge! ...
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ElfQuest: The Orgy!

My Cousin Drew introduced me to the graphic novel series ElfQuest when we were very young. I was instantly intrigued by the phenomenal artwork, which still holds up to this day, as well as a compelling backstory with several racial undertones. Humans hate elves. Trolls and elves hate each other. And there is even in-fighting between some factions of elves. A few years ago, I was happy to discover that “most” of the entire ElfQuest saga can be read free online. Since I read slow as hell, I’m still only on the second book (I think) and I’ve just now reached one of the scenes that has stuck with me since first opening those colorful pages all those years ago – the orgy!Elves are not only skilled fighters and healers, they’re also passionate lovers. Before engaging a crucial battle where lives are almost certain to be lost, tribe leader Cutter and his crew like to engage in spirited group sex sessions. Some hook up with the lifemates they’ve “recognized” as their own. Others, like...
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Top 7 Reasons Women Are Crazy!

There are a few isolated slappies like myself, but women really make erotica go round. They write it, they buy it, they read it. I tend to get along much better with women. It’s not a sexual thing. It’s more because most dudes are fake, sensitive pussies who’re always acting cool, but when the time comes to show and prove, they wither at the first sign of moisture. So guys generally annoy me, but going back a long time, I’ve been able to kick it with women on a friendly level about anything under the sun – all without ulterior motives or wanting to fuck their brains out. Women talk to me all the time, so I listen and engage them in conversation. So why do I connect so well with women? It’s because I understand them. I know what makes them tick. In fact, I know why they’re crazy. And they are crazy. Every last one of them. I’ve even outlined 7 reasons why.1. They’re Highly Sought After CommoditiesSince middle school – or since they...
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WTF Is Revenge Porn???

45 days is a lot of days. I had planned most of what I wanted to cover ahead of time, but I’ve had to research some topics to help flesh out these last few remaining days. Today I ran across an interesting topic called Revenge Porn. Apparently it’s a big deal in the digital era, and Your’s Truly may actually be contributing to it. Based on some quick research, I’ve been able to determine that revenge porn is a clever, albeit kinda fucked up way to get back at your ex. Ronnie and Tina are madly in love, taking naked pics of each other and making their own sextapes to enjoy later. But then they have a nasty breakup, and Ronnie, now in “fuck that bitch” mode, uploads those pictures and videos to the interwebs for the rest of the world to see, all without Tina’s permission. That’s Revenge Porn in a nutshell. Since it can technically be considered a form of...
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Pleasure Palace Review

A few weeks ago I introduced a book I was reading called Pleasure Palace by the lovely and talented Obsession. I mainly touched on how the writing execution, super hot sex scenes, and fantasy-riddled theme truly captured the essence of what erotica is all about. Now that I’ve finally finished, I’m ready to give my full review of Pleasure Palace. I’ll try not to spoil too much of it. Seemingly the perfect couple, Kara and Jeremy are set to be married and nothing will stand in their way – except maybe their jealous and vindictive friends. Their love is put to a rigorous test of faith when a mutual friend suggests that their six-person clique head out to Pleasure Palace for a night of spit swapping, gut busting fun. And it’s on!Pleasure Palace is one of those raunchy sex clubs you see on Real Sex or maybe hear about from one of your more adventurous friends. It’s a swinger’s haven, and unless you’re in the lifestyle, probably not a venue you wanna hit up...
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Kush N Karma: A Teaser

This is the last excerpt until Amuse Yourself to Death drops, so I’ll skip the dramatic summary and dive right in: Quickie. The name said it all, so holding true to the concept that made premature ejaculation fashionable and accepted, Jules upped the pace. Moving his tongue with fierce speed, he hungrily devoured her snatch, licking, sucking, chomping down on the clit like he was trying to suck out the secret of life. Jules prepared himself to ride that pearly white wave when an even brighter light bulb illuminated in his perverted mind. “Oooh. I know you was going there.” Veronica perked up, her pussy further moistened when she felt her cheeks stretch open and a tongue swipe along the width of her anus. “You know you like it,” Jules boasted, leveraging that strong tongue to open her backdoor and orally drill his way inside. “No,” she fired back. “I fucking love it! I love when you take me there. I cum so fucking hard with you in my ass.” Veronica’s naughty revelation led Jules to pull...
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Quickie. The name said it all, so holding true to the concept that made premature ejaculation fashionable and accepted, Jules upped the pace. Moving his tongue with fierce speed, he hungrily devoured her snatch, licking, sucking, chomping down on the clit like he was trying to suck out the secret of life.The Kush N Karma concept was the result of a joint effort. Jerrice Owens came up with a rough outline. I filled in the blanks, wrote the story, and concocted the dramatic conclusion. This tale is a mash-up of my two favorite genres: urban fiction and erotic. Quite possibly the most unpredictable, manic tale I’ve ever pinned, it’s a wild ride and a fitting end to this book. ...
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40 Women, 40 Nights: A Teaser

Hate is a strong word I try to keep out of my arsenal, but if I was the type to throw it around, then I’d say I hate this story! I touched it up with some incredible edible word play, but I should’ve rebooted or scrapped it altogether. I just have this thing where I want everything I write to mean something, so I kept it around. I have a format to follow, so like the stories to come before it, 40 Women, 40 Nights get the teaser treatment. Check it out:  “Damn! How I’ma get outta this shit?” Pants wrapped around his ankles, Jordans still snug, Travis quivered as Kelly left a sizzling saliva trail cruising down the length of his shaft. He felt like he was melting into the sofa cushion as her mouth and tongue raced back up to his mushroom tip. “I can’t believe this. This crazy white boy got a phat ass dick. Bootleg Tom Cruise lookin’ muthafucka!” Kelly went to work in amazement, in disbelief...
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