What Makes A Nice Ass? 3 Key Ingredients

There are only a few things in life that genuinely make me happy. Among them are my trees. My kratom. And my butts. Not necessarily my butts … butts in general. Similar to how I can distinguish bonafide fire from bammer, I can decipher a fabulous bum from one that’s no good, or one that is merely serviceable. It’s one of few talents I was born with. While I’m clearly a specialist in this area, some people like to challenge my expertise. I don’t know if it’s ironic or not, but it’s usually black women who butt heads with me on this subject. Now I have a special place in my heart for my sistas, but a select few of them seem to have a skewed perception of what makes a nice ass. I guess there are some dudes who fall in this group, too. They all think that if an ass isn’t ridiculously huge … like Kim Kardashian or Nikki Minaj status, then it’s not worthy of affection. They’ll even go as...
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45 Days of Erotica. Day 10. El Gluteus Maximo! When it comes to life’s subtle luxuries, the female butt has to be up there with some of the best of them. Surely I’m not the only man (or woman) who feels this way, but I like to think I admire butts a tad bit more than the average fan. In fact, looking at them has a sort of calming effect that helps me zip through a long, grueling day of writing about boring IT stuff much easier. Of course butts are incredibly erotic and get plenty of attention in my creative writing projects, erotica or otherwise. My personal pic collection is unavailable at the moment, but this is the internet, so I was able to find a few replacements that should suffice for this post. Enjoy freaks! ...
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