Rocktober Blood has the distinction of being a movie that doesn’t waste time explaining why, how, or at times, what the fuck is even happening. It’s like the director went in thinking “that’s my story and I’m sticking to it, damnit!” Unfortunately, the narrative they’re so intent on pushing fell terrifyingly flat. This movie has no gore, no great kills, no interesting characters and an overplus of nude scenes featuring the skinny ass final girl chick. I mean she was decent, but not to be spotlighting like that.I’m kinda disappointed, honestly. I recently saw a movie that appeared to have a similar plot (it was much better!) And since it is October, 31 days of whateva and all, I figure I’d give this one a try. I knew it was gonna suck. But I was at least hoping some 80’s cheese could make it fun. Deliver a few giggles. So bad it’s good kinda thing, you know? No haps. Fuckin’ terrible. On the bright side, since I am bursting with the power of positivity,...
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