Vampires, Bitch!
I think most horror fans would agree
that vampires are the coolest of so-called movie monsters. They boast
superhuman strength. They travel with the greatest of ease. They’re
rockstars in the sack. And they ooze so much machismo, that they can
glamour a bitch out of her social security number and Facebook login just like that. Plus, the most historically known vampire
is named after me. Just saying.
In the film world, vampire movies are
hit or miss. And considering how many movies suck nowadays, that’s
definitely a good thing. Cause it’s like a 50/50 chance that you’ll
run across something decent. Seriously, there are a lot of quality
vampire flicks out here from so many eras, too. My first love was The Lost
Boys. Probably in my Top 10 All-time Favorite movies. Vampires just
don’t get any cooler than David and the boys.Ohhh … also can’t forget Vamp, which
I saw when I was probably too young to be watching it. Even back
then, I could tell that this movie set out...