As we’ve learned from clowns, slashers, and vampires (oh my!), horror movies come in a wide variety of sub-genres. One of my favorite subs, at least to watch, is exploitation … but of the pervy persuasion. Sexploitation flicks, at their raunchiest, blur the lines of R-rated and softcore porn. And while not all sexploitation movies fall in the horror category, the best usually do. This is where you’ll find classic films like the totally bonkers Cannibal Holocaust, which crosses quite a few sub-genres under the horror umbrella. Where lesser known directors like Joe D'Amato are viewed as legends and celebrated for their artistic vision. Although they’ll always be in style to some degree, I think the sexploitation sub had it’s most prolific run back in the 70’s, which just seemed like an interesting and fun time to be alive. Some of the most entertaining horror flicks I’ve recently watched come from this era, including the insanely awesome Evil Come, Evil Go. As I mentioned in my video review (which is fuckin’ terrible), this movie gets...
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What Makes A Nice Ass? 3 Key Ingredients

There are only a few things in life that genuinely make me happy. Among them are my trees. My kratom. And my butts. Not necessarily my butts … butts in general. Similar to how I can distinguish bonafide fire from bammer, I can decipher a fabulous bum from one that’s no good, or one that is merely serviceable. It’s one of few talents I was born with. While I’m clearly a specialist in this area, some people like to challenge my expertise. I don’t know if it’s ironic or not, but it’s usually black women who butt heads with me on this subject. Now I have a special place in my heart for my sistas, but a select few of them seem to have a skewed perception of what makes a nice ass. I guess there are some dudes who fall in this group, too. They all think that if an ass isn’t ridiculously huge … like Kim Kardashian or Nikki Minaj status, then it’s not worthy of affection. They’ll even go as...
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