I’m a fairly old school dude. Unlike people who shall remain nameless (ahem, Jimmy O'shea Chase), I at least try to give these millennial trends a chance before summing ‘em up as suck. Still, my track record with new shit isn’t very good. This spans from movies to music … by God a lot of this newish music just fuckin’ blows. With that in mind, I was very apprehensive about giving Fear Town USA the old gander. I skipped over it several times because it just sounded like one of those Kings of Horror flicks, which are flat out terrible more often than not. And when I learned it was a horror-comedy, I was even more iffy, because comedy is highly subjective. But OHH boy was I trippin’ because as the kids say, this movie is the tits! Fear Town USA takes on the dubious challenge of trying to wrap a multitude of core plots into one story. We’ve got the four virgin nerds on a mission to finally score some sex, in addition...
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Happy to say that I finished reading Diablo Snuff: A Foregin Evil by C.C. Genovese much sooner than I thought. I was very excited for this one because it got off to a nice start. Easy to read and the story moved along fluidly. Let’s set the tone! Michael is in Panama City for a friend’s bachelor party. With his pals off shagging hookers back in their respective rooms, Michael is chomping on a burger when he bumps into the lovely and mysterious Isabelle. The two strangers hit off immediately and before long, they’re looking for a place to shag themselves!His hotel room is occupied, so Isabelle leads the way to a so-called “push button” style hotel that leases rooms by the hour – perfect for shagging on the fly! After some fairly hot and rough sex, Michael realizes that everything isn’t quite what it seems. He comes to learn that just like the other poor saps who fell for the push button trap, he’s being filmed in a real life porn with a terrifying...
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