I often have this conversation in the horror community … well it’s usually just me mentioning it and no one responding to it. Any way, I just don’t think quote on quote “scary movies” are actually scary. Sure, as a kid, Freddy, Jason, and Mike scared the shit out of me. But once I entered my teenage years, these movies became campy, cheesy, comedic gold. I mean my little sisters and cousins watched this shit like Sesame St., so they were probably even less phased than I was. Crazy little fuckers. All that said, there’s still one thing that creeps mature adult me out to this day … DOOM. Developed by id software and released in 1993, DOOM took computer-based gaming to a whole new level of immersion. Strap up, turn out the lights, and prepare to send your heart-rate through the roof as you blast your way through demon-infested space stations, ridiculous arsenal in tow, in search of a truth that only gets grimmer the further you progress. This game was LOADS of...
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45 Days of Erotica. Day 4. A Piece Of the Middle East. I don’t pretend to act like I know why America always seems to be at beef with the Middle East, but I do have a theory. President Obama walks into a liquor store, and sees the clerk’s hot wife behind the counter ringing up lottery tickets. After grabbing a 40 and a pack of smokes, he leaves angry and heads back to the White House, where he and his coalition map out a plan to initiate war on Iraq. Why? For hiding all those hot women under burkas and niqabs, hogging all the tang (up to 4 wives), and refusing to share with American men. When in doubt, blame Obama.  Alright, that’s crazy talk, but what isn’t so farfetched is the insane beauty of these women. We have a high concentration of Middle Eastern people in Detroit, and while you don’t see them all that often, the women I have seen are almost unbelievably gorgeous. Like angels fell out...
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