I often have this conversation in the horror community … well it’s usually just me
mentioning it and no one responding to it. Any way, I just don’t
think quote on quote “scary movies” are actually scary. Sure, as
a kid, Freddy, Jason, and Mike scared the shit out of me. But once I
entered my teenage years, these movies became campy, cheesy, comedic
gold. I mean my little sisters and cousins watched this shit like
Sesame St., so they were probably even less phased than I was. Crazy
little fuckers.
All that said, there’s still one thing
that creeps mature adult me out to this day … DOOM. Developed by id
software and released in 1993, DOOM took computer-based gaming to a
whole new level of immersion. Strap up, turn out the lights, and
prepare to send your heart-rate through the roof as you blast your
way through demon-infested space stations, ridiculous arsenal in tow,
in search of a truth that only gets grimmer the further you progress.
This game was LOADS of...
Sheesh! ...
Why all the tension in the Middle East? Over this we can find peace!...
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45 Days of Erotica. Day 4. A Piece Of the Middle East. I don’t pretend to
act like I know why America always seems to be at beef with the
Middle East, but I do have a theory. President Obama walks into a liquor
store, and sees the clerk’s hot wife behind the counter ringing up lottery tickets. After grabbing a 40 and a pack of smokes, he leaves angry and heads back to the White House, where he and his coalition map out a plan to initiate war on Iraq. Why? For
hiding all those hot women under burkas and niqabs, hogging all the
tang (up to 4 wives), and refusing to share with American men. When in doubt, blame
Obama. Alright, that’s
crazy talk, but what isn’t so farfetched is the insane beauty of
these women. We have a high concentration of Middle Eastern people in
Detroit, and while you don’t see them all that often, the women I
have seen are almost unbelievably gorgeous. Like angels fell out...