Where in the World is Dr. Satan?

In honor of the late great Sid Haig, I decided to revisit Rob Zombie’s debut horror movie franchise. I guess it had been a while because I didn’t even remember that The Devil’s Rejects was a direct follow-up to House of 1000 Corpses. And apparently the upcoming 3 From Hell caps off the trilogy, which I also didn’t know until just now. I’m such a boob sometimes. There’s a lot of wild shit going down across both movies, but one scene that stood out was the reveal of the mysterious Dr. Satan. Towards the end of the first flick, we find the devil doc, looking like something straight from hell 😁, performing a twisted surgery on one of the unlucky jabronis who came meddling in the sticks. Dude was straight up wicket, and considering that all the bad guys escaped, I was looking forward to seeing Dr. Satan make his triumphant return in the sequel … but he never did.Turns out, Rob Zombie decided against bringing back the good doctor. Apparently he thought...
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Trampling. Some people will walk over you. And some people will lay down and love every crushing second of it. Trampling fetishists derive immense pleasure in being stood, stepped, and walked on by hot babes. One dude actually makes a swell living as a human carpet, and rents himself out at parties for as much as $200 an hour. Gets to indulge in his freaky pastime and get paid handsomely for it. Well played sir....
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Lactating. Everyone appreciates a set of sweet looking boobs. A select few admirers get revved up from the idea of breasts serving as a source of food. Lactating fetishism is practiced by both men and women who view adult breastfeeding as something that should be incorporated in the bedroom. This one is popular in pornography and perhaps even more in erotic fiction. It’s obviously a very exclusive fetish you can’t partake in everyday, so if this one sounds intriguing, better get it while the gettin’ is good!...
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Farting. The average person finds it repulsive, but there’s a niche group of guys who eroticize and actually run to the farts. Research suggests that these fetishists aren’t necessarily turned on by farts per se, yet find that it enhances the sexual appeal of someone they’re already attracted to. Whatever. At least I can say that writing about farting fetishes helped me identify this act by its technical name: flatulence. I never head this word up until that point....
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Adult Diapers (diaper fetishism). Kinksters with diaper fetishes either like to see people they find attractive wearing diapers as playtime gear, or get their jollies off by wearing diapers themselves. In some cases, the diaper wearer carries on like a child and illustrates traits of a related fetish where adults act like babies for shits and giggles. If I’m lucky, there may come a point when I have no choice but to find the hotness in adult diaper ass, so maybe I should start embracing this one now....
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Financial Domination. Whether it’s the cheeseburger or the trip to the movies, you have to pay a little something to play. Financial domination fetishists take it to the extreme. This fetish is built around dudes who get off on paying women (financial doms) to treat them like scum, often using consensual blackmail. Most of the time there is no exchange of sexual services. Being humiliated, stripped of their manhood, and taken for their cheddar is gratification enough....
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Belly Punching. Pain is often the name of the game in the BDSM realm, and that is certainly the case with belly punching. In most cases, the punchee actually experiences a sexual high from taking a shot to the gut – obviously not too hard, yet with enough force to steal their breath and rattle their insides a bit. Belly punching is not to be confused with jaw punching, that kinky thing Ray and Janay Rice like to do in public elevators....
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Pedal Pumping. I’m not sure if pedal pumping is crazy, weird, or just lame. The name pretty much says it all. The typical flick features an attractive woman sitting in a car with the camera focused on her foot as she presses the gas pedal. Apparently this one has some appeal to foot fetishists as bare feet, boots, high heels, and stockings may be emphasized. I try not to knock anyone’s obsession, but I just don’t get with this one....
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45 Days of Erotica. Day 5. 10 of the Craziest, Weirdest Fetishes In the Kink Universe   One of my most exciting writing projects required me to cover sexual fetishes in and out. There’s a lot of them. Some are bucket list worthy. Others are mind-boggling and will have you shaking your head like, “why”? I was already corrupt, and after being exposed to all this stuff, I can truly say there’s no hope for me. Now I’m corrupting you because if I have to retain all this info without sharing just a little bit, I just may go batty. One by one, 10 of the wackiest, weirdest sexual fetishes I’ve written about during this project.1. Cuckolding. There’s open relationships, then there’s cuckolding. In cuckolding, the man or cuck, not only knows his woman is shagging other dudes, he often tags along and participates, usually while playing a submissive role. That means he gets treated like a pure bitch. I’ve previewed a few clips in this genre and seeing what a cuck puts up with, albeit consensual,...
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