What Makes A Nice Ass? 3 Key Ingredients

There are only a few things in life that genuinely make me happy. Among them are my trees. My kratom. And my butts. Not necessarily my butts … butts in general. Similar to how I can distinguish bonafide fire from bammer, I can decipher a fabulous bum from one that’s no good, or one that is merely serviceable. It’s one of few talents I was born with. While I’m clearly a specialist in this area, some people like to challenge my expertise. I don’t know if it’s ironic or not, but it’s usually black women who butt heads with me on this subject. Now I have a special place in my heart for my sistas, but a select few of them seem to have a skewed perception of what makes a nice ass. I guess there are some dudes who fall in this group, too. They all think that if an ass isn’t ridiculously huge … like Kim Kardashian or Nikki Minaj status, then it’s not worthy of affection. They’ll even go as...
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