Strippers. Porn stars. They have a lot in common. For example, both have high earning potential working in fields where they’re widely viewed as the scourge of the entertainment industry. There’s even some crossover as strippers often venture over to porn while porn stars are increasingly lighting up the stage in strip club settings. Probably stirring up all kinda Haterade in the process.¬†Another shared commonality is serving as prime inspirational fodder for ultra low-budget horror movies. That’s actually not the worst thing, though. Whether it’s strippers saving the world from zombies, or porn stars being stalked by vengeful pimps on bath salt, these flicks are usually, at the very least, redeemable by a barrage of blood, boobs, and butts. Fitting snug in that so bad they’re highly entertaining category. After weighing my viewing of Strip Club Massacre and Porn Shoot Massacre against years of personally collected data, I came to one stunning conclusion: if shit really hit the fan, and you had to put money on who would nut up the hardest, or come...
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