Horror Review From Hell Funny how things work out. I see House
of 1000 Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects both in my movie
recommendations. Shortly thereafter, I learn that there’s yet another
sequel, which may or may not be officially released at the time of
this writing. So after rewinding the first two, I check it out: 3
From Hell.I won’t go as far as the humanoids who
say this movie shouldn’t have been made. Cause who the fuck are you
to say what should be made, when your punk ass is gonna watch it any
way?! However, I was a tad underwhelmed by this movie. Mainly because
there was no justice. These wack jobs go on a mass killing spree
across three movies, escape from prison, skate to Mexico, kill one of
the country’s most vicious gang cartels, and then just walk off into
the sunset. If this is the wrap on the trilogy, I would’ve at least
liked to see them go out with a bang. One final hoorah, but
ultimately paying for...
Where in the World is Dr. Satan?
In honor of the late great Sid Haig, I
decided to revisit Rob Zombie’s debut horror movie franchise. I guess
it had been a while because I didn’t even remember that The Devil’s
Rejects was a direct follow-up to House of 1000 Corpses. And
apparently the upcoming 3 From Hell caps off the trilogy,
which I also didn’t know until just now. I’m such a boob sometimes.
There’s a lot of wild shit going down
across both movies, but one scene that stood out was the reveal of
the mysterious Dr. Satan. Towards the end of the first flick, we find
the devil doc, looking like something straight from hell 😁,
performing a twisted surgery on one of the unlucky jabronis who came
meddling in the sticks. Dude was straight up wicket, and considering
that all the bad guys escaped, I was looking forward to seeing Dr.
Satan make his triumphant return in the sequel … but he never did.Turns out, Rob Zombie decided against
bringing back the good doctor. Apparently he thought...