I’m a fairly old school dude. Unlike
people who shall remain nameless (ahem, Jimmy O'shea Chase), I at
least try to give these millennial trends a chance before summing ‘em
up as suck. Still, my track record with new shit isn’t very good.
This spans from movies to music … by God a lot of this newish music
just fuckin’ blows. With that in mind, I was very apprehensive about
giving Fear Town USA the old gander. I skipped over it several times
because it just sounded like one of those Kings of Horror flicks,
which are flat out terrible more often than not. And when I learned
it was a horror-comedy, I was even more iffy, because comedy is
highly subjective. But OHH boy was I trippin’ because as the kids
say, this movie is the tits!
Fear Town USA takes on the dubious
challenge of trying to wrap a multitude of core plots into one story.
We’ve got the four virgin nerds on a mission to finally score some
sex, in addition...
Happy to say that I
finished reading Diablo Snuff: A Foregin Evil by C.C. Genovese much
sooner than I thought. I was very excited for this one because it got
off to a nice start. Easy to read and the story moved along fluidly.
Let’s set the tone!
Michael is in Panama
City for a friend’s bachelor party. With his pals off shagging
hookers back in their respective rooms, Michael is chomping on a
burger when he bumps into the lovely and mysterious Isabelle. The two
strangers hit off immediately and before long, they’re looking for a
place to shag themselves!His hotel room is
occupied, so Isabelle leads the way to a so-called “push button”
style hotel that leases rooms by the hour – perfect for shagging on
the fly! After some fairly hot and rough sex, Michael realizes that
everything isn’t quite what it seems. He comes to learn that just
like the other poor saps who fell for the push button trap, he’s
being filmed in a real life porn with a terrifying...