What Makes A Nice Ass? 3 Key Ingredients
There are only a few
things in life that genuinely make me happy. Among them are my trees.
My kratom. And my butts. Not necessarily my butts … butts in
general. Similar to how I can distinguish bonafide fire from bammer, I
can decipher a fabulous bum from one that’s no good, or one that is
merely serviceable. It’s one of few talents I was born with.
While I’m clearly a
specialist in this area, some people like to challenge my
expertise. I don’t know if it’s ironic or not, but it’s usually black
women who butt heads with me on this subject. Now I have a special
place in my heart for my sistas, but a select few of them seem to
have a skewed perception of what makes a nice ass. I guess there are
some dudes who fall in this group, too. They all think that if an ass
isn’t ridiculously huge … like Kim Kardashian or Nikki Minaj status, then it’s not worthy of
affection. They’ll even go as...